We love SVU, and this is how we perceive every episode in the series. Now although there is an episode of the show in which the ADA is drunk in the courtroom, that’s not really what we’re saying here. We’re saying every single one of them is awful at her job. The defense uses the most ridiculous arguments ever and the ADA’s are completely incapable of doing anything. If you can’t convince a jury that a murderer being genetically predisposed to murdering people is not only a silly reason to let them get away with it but actually a really good reason to put them in jail, you don’t deserve to be a lawyer.
Stabler does actually hit a guy in the face with a drawer. It’s the greatest moment in TV history.