Each episode, Zordon would proclaim a need for “teenagers with attitudes.” I always found it rather odd that a force of justice and good, like Zordon, would be interested in attitudes, Zordon being a rather emotionless floating head who’s usual desired companion is a extremely attitude-less robot, Alpha 5. Maybe years and years of Alpha 5’s general lack of attitude made Zordon yearn for something deeper, friends that could challenge him on a different level. Although it may seem like Zordon only summoned the mighty teens out of sheer boredom, boredom’s true home lies at the castle of Zedd and Rita. Whether it be avoiding blame for their own clear failures, undermining their own plots, or throwing wildly premature celebration parties, the lengths at which they go to avoid taking over earth are astounding. Even still, we here at ReadySoup can’t help but love those clumsy conquerers, and we salute the efforts of our foolish foes.